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Kerry G – Slow Typing Customer Service

by yumeatup on May 16, 2009 · 51 comments

(146 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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1 fuu May 18, 2009 at 7:24 pm

ROFL YOU GOT OWNED KERRY G – WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

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2 Alex - Unleash Reality May 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm

sheer OWNAGE!! Pawned her ass back to the stoneage! :p

stumbled.

epic legend status. really cool site. found it through a comment you left at my friend glen’s site – pluginid.

boom
alex – unleash reality

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3 jackmo May 30, 2009 at 12:58 am

Sup Alex,

thanks man, glad you liked it :p and cheers again for the stumble woot

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4 afroattack July 12, 2009 at 1:06 pm

The last part was a little graphic, but hilarious stuff man xD

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5 Jack July 13, 2009 at 12:03 am

Lame

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6 Kerry G July 13, 2009 at 1:04 am

i’ve been typing this comment since this message was first posted and i don’t think that this is very funny!

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7 HAHA July 13, 2009 at 1:15 am

ROFLLMAO! Customer service–Kerry G got owned biatch!

Haha this was awesome.

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8 Klaxon July 13, 2009 at 3:20 am

Kerry G more like Kenny G hahahaha pwned

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9 ButtChamber July 13, 2009 at 11:15 am

Now that’s some Bamboon Tampoon stuff right there!!

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10 Go Fuck Yourself July 13, 2009 at 3:13 pm

That was mean and unnecessary.
Do you really have such an unfulfilled life that you have to amuse yourself by terrorizing an innocent customer service representative? How pathetic.

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11 chris September 1, 2009 at 6:36 pm

u suck lol

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12 Jack M October 11, 2009 at 10:48 am

Yes.

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13 Kerry G. October 15, 2009 at 4:41 pm

why not? i dont care!

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14 Random July 13, 2009 at 5:02 pm

Heh at first I found it entertaining until I realized that the author probably copied the “funny question” and pasted right after he finished his question (or sometime close) just before Kerry entered her response.

I don’t know Kerry’s wpm would be that slow.

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15 TheCentralScrutinizer July 14, 2009 at 10:01 am

LMMFAO! That’s some funny shit dude!

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16 tydydgrll July 14, 2009 at 10:55 am

Funny if you’re 12. Retarded otherwise.

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17 Titch August 26, 2009 at 10:58 am
18 kenny July 14, 2009 at 11:20 am

klaxon, you can suck my black ass cock!

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19 Shon July 14, 2009 at 8:49 pm

You know, think of the people who answer those customer service lines. I can’t truly imagine the prim and proper, virginal, saint like people of the world actually TAKING the job of customer Service Rep (CSR). Especially as an online CSR. In all honesty, these people deal with morons all day. I bet you really brightened their day. Honestly! Can you imagine the conversation in the break area? “Man, you should see what I just got… Dildo? mom? Bwa ha ha hah ” It sure beats the hell out of someone griping at them for poor service and blaming them for it. I have a friend who takes prescriptions by phone, and all of her best stories were like THESE. A distant cousin is also a phone CSR and LOVES crank calls. Keep up the good work.

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20 Eli July 15, 2009 at 8:41 am

HAHAHA

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21 andy July 15, 2009 at 9:48 am

a-hahahahaha

nice.

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22 KillGuta July 15, 2009 at 1:49 pm

Let’s laugh uncontrollably at the slow typing of an employee. That would really crank us up, would it? -_-

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23 Landra July 15, 2009 at 3:52 pm

AMAZING

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24 Brian July 15, 2009 at 4:11 pm

this isn’t very funny or creative.

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25 rhobere July 15, 2009 at 5:59 pm

for all you people that are getting on your soapboxes, for all you know they made this shit up.

Like none of you have bitched at a waiter for your food taking too long…

Like none of you have stiffed the pizza delivery driver for being a couple minutes late…

Like none of you have laughed at a fat kid trying to ride a bike that’s too small for him…

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26 Aidan September 13, 2009 at 1:55 am

the imagery of a fat kid trying to rid a bike thats too small just made my day.

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27 john bridge July 15, 2009 at 11:27 pm
28 Cameron July 16, 2009 at 8:18 pm

I did it too !

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29 Me July 17, 2009 at 7:53 am

So they let 5th graders have blogs now?

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30 /b/ July 17, 2009 at 6:45 pm

10/10

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31 Bill Vincent July 18, 2009 at 11:37 pm

As said, this would only be funny if you’re about 12, or have the social skills of day-old cat shit. Picking a random person and being an asshole to them isn’t funny…it’s just being an asshole.

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32 learn2interweb July 19, 2009 at 1:35 am

it’s funny cause it happened on the intertron d00d

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33 omg July 19, 2009 at 1:36 am

you’re funny on cuz you’re on the interweb

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34 OMGLOL August 26, 2009 at 10:56 am

lawl we troll u bitch.

Naw, but seriously.

You could probably do with a sense of humour.

They’re good fun and you can get them off the interwebz (u n00b).

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35 Lumanaru December 16, 2009 at 7:17 am

Sometimes, you have to be an asshole to be funny.

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36 not kerry g July 18, 2009 at 11:49 pm

ahahahaahahahaha thats hilarious! woo! hah

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37 Dapper Dan July 19, 2009 at 10:21 pm

wow, harold ramis is an asshole

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38 Kerry Gay July 22, 2009 at 2:08 am

this is very funny and creative.

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39 Steve July 22, 2009 at 5:42 pm

This isn’t funny, or creative, or even offensive, it’s just stupid.

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40 robb July 27, 2009 at 12:15 am

LOL kerry G and his customer service attitude.

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41 Atomic August 1, 2009 at 8:49 pm

Very funny, you’d think after the first couple times he’d wait to answer.

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42 Andrew August 3, 2009 at 7:54 pm

This might be juvenile but it’s totally hilarious. I bet they had that line ready to paste in though.

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43 bonsai September 2, 2009 at 3:53 am

Epic LOLZ!!

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44 dan September 2, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Real mature.

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45 Joe September 3, 2009 at 12:01 am

This is pathetic. If this happened face to face, Kerry G would bitch slap you and you’d go crying home to your fat momma.

Wussy loser.

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46 dR dMo September 5, 2009 at 11:14 am

its funny because bumsex

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47 somebodyfromsomewhere October 13, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Stupid, not original at ALL, and you all need to grow up (whoever thinks this is actually funny). I kinda feel bad for Kerry G for having to deal with 5th and 6th graders all the time.

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48 jazzy-o October 15, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Gotta love this joke – maybe not to custoimer service though they put up with a lot of shit, However my mates do this to me when im talking on the phone it cracks me up so much that i cant carry on talking!

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49 Hank October 23, 2009 at 9:58 am

Well, I found it to be funny. Those who don’t — stfu and go back to your Prairie Home Companion or Garfield comics

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50 Nebbie October 24, 2009 at 12:45 am

Stumble

Fucking amazing. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you for the six-pack inducing laugh. Totally want to try this someday.

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51 johnny griswold November 26, 2009 at 11:57 am

this may have been funny around the time the Jerky Boys were big… now? not so much.

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